Sunday, February 12, 2012

Originally Posted May 10, 2011


Gordo judges our shopping experiences based on handicap parking, wide aisles, nice help, and (most importantly) … the speed of the electric cart. So far the reviews are as follows … Target places 3rd … as the aisles are wide, the help is good … but the carts are ridiculously slow. Kroger comes in 2nd place. Carts are fast enough, help is good, but the aisles are too narrow. And our 1st place winner is … WALMART! Nice help, wide aisles and the fastest carts in town. In fact it’s like the Indianapolis 500 hundred (for electric buggies) at Wally World during the weekdays. All these old folks zooming around, crashing into things and the dreaded sound of the beeping when they put their carts in reverse. Pedestrians … BEWARE!
P.S. All stores get good check marks on their handicap parking. Just Saying.

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