Serenity NOW!

Greeted this morning with … “ Do you have some smelling salts?” “No dad … why?” “Because we’ll need them if the Texans win”. 
Dad is a huge Patriot’s fan.
“OK dad … let’s not start this. It is too early in the morning.”
Gordo actually says … “Well I supposed Jesus Christ (himself) could intervene”.
“Dad … that’s enough.”
“Well he could!”
I mutter under my breath … “Good thing I don’t hit old men”. He asks … “what?”
“Nothing dad … do you want some coffee?”
“Sure … Pooker Annie … but easy on that cream”.
Serenity NOW!
Go Texans!