Mirror Mirror

Every morning Gordo sits in his chair, takes out his mirror(a big Winnie the Pooh one that I got at the dollar store) and puts on cream around his dry eyes.
This morning I walked into his room to give him his paper, as he was talking to himself ... "Mirror mirror on the wall ... who's the fairest of them all? You ... you silly old bastard".  It was everything I could do ... not to burst into laughter. Then he looks up at me and (randomly) blurts out  ... Pooker Annie ... I don't care what the bible says ... I really don't think the meek with inherit the earth.
OK ... then.
Just another day in Bizzarro World!
Have a great week my friends !