EDWARD!

FYI ... if you don't know about the "Twilight" series ... this post won't make a whole lot of sense.
In case you didn't know ... Gordo has read every one of the "Twilight" books. He's become quite obsessed with Vampires and Werewolves. Never misses " Being Human" and just finished reading "The Last Werewolf".
He also has this huge dislike for "Bella" (Twilight's lead character). She's indecisive and clumsy ... blah blah blah. The only time she passes the "Gordo" test is when she becomes a vampire ... thus the reason we won't watch any of the movies until "Breaking Dawn" part 2 comes out.
Yesterday I tripped ... again ... over the stupid oxygen hose and darn near fell over. Dad looks up from the book he's currently reading and says ... Pooker Annie ... don't worry ... I'm the only one who knows how clumsy you are and you're certainly not nearly as awkward as Bella. Then he returns to his reading. I jokingly reply ... when I become a vampire ... that will change for me too. Now ... dad is back to his book and hardly paying attention to me ... so he just replies ... that will be great ... Pooker Annie.
Really?
EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!