Colossal

Well ... I was just informed by Gordo that the lunch I just made him (a tuna melt) was a "colossal" failure! 
Not an ... "I really didn't care for it or I don't like tuna ... but a colossal failure!
Lucky for him I have a sense of humor and was not holding a baseball bat ... lol. So I just said ... Well your heinous ... I'll have the chef beheaded. He's half listening to me ... so he says "Pooker Annie ... that's a good idea"
Calgon ... take me away!
Oh ... I am away ... in BIZZARO WORLD!
BTW ... I brought him a dark chocolate candy bar to make up for my colossal failure ;).