Anyone who’s been reading my Gordo posts knows that I have a "bone of contention" with Kimberly Clarke over their brilliant decision to make all male Depends’ diapers gray. The darker color has made it very difficult for dad to figure out the front from the back. In fact my poor sister Liz has had to write the word “front” on them with a black marker.
Yesterday … I had to run to Randall’s grocery store because he was out of ice cream and his diapers. “NOT GOOD” ... lol
Well they had no Depends in his size … so I grabbed the store brand … praying that the change in product wouldn't send Gordo into orbit.
When I got home I carefully explained the situation … but also pointed out that they were white and had very clear markings to differentiate the front from back. He was OK with that.
Six O’clock this morning … Gordo’s calling me. Oh gosh … what now? He’s sitting in the bathroom holding up the new package of diapers and says “Pooker Annie … I really like these new ones. The markings are so clear. Can you buy them from now on? … “Sure Dad. Is that all you wanted?”
“Yes … that’s all.”OK then … so I help him get into his chair to read the newspaper.
One small problem folks!
He had his diaper on BACKWARDS!
Not EVEN going to tell him. Shhh ... It's our little secret my friends. ;)
Have a great day!
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