Bert Wilson

Yesterday Gordo wanted to watch some movie starring "Bert Wilson". I had never heard of him ... so I started Googling. All I could find was a saxophone player, a hockey player and a baseball announcer from the 40s. So I went to him and asked ... "Is this a story about one of these men's lives?" I get one of those (what are you? stupid) looks and he says ... "Oh Pooker Annie ... we just got one of his movies the other day. Die ... something. " OMG ... Bruce Willis? I asked. He (seriously) barks ... "yes ... just like I said."
I let him win and promptly turned on Die Hard with a Vengence. All he had to say was ... "I knew you could find it!"
Oh boy!
Bizzaro World!
Have a super day my friends.